Joe Biden enjoys being vice-president because it’s so easy and he really doesn’t have to do anything (see it here)!
February 27, 2010
After the Rapture
I just learned of a highly useful service called “After the Rapture Pet Care,” which is a network of non-Christian pet caretakers who stand ready to find, rescue and take care of Christian-owned pets after the rapture. The company has a video that shows pets looking longingly out of windows as people are raptured to heaven (here). Will you be the one to leave your dog, cat or bird behind without a contingency plan?
February 13, 2010
Mr. Gore, I’m Cold
Dear Al Gore,
According to the Washington Post (here), Washington D.C. is in the midst of “the fiercest storm yet in the worst winter in local history.” D.C. Council member Kwame R. Brown has indicated that “if there is ever a time for a state of emergency, this is it.”
“As of 2 p.m. Wednesday, the snowfall total for the season in Washington had surpassed the 54.4-inch record set in 1899, and it rose to 55.6 inches by 4 p.m. It was even higher farther from the city, reaching seasonal totals of 72 inches in Baltimore and at Dulles International Airport.”
“I never thought I would see a winter like this one in my lifetime,” said Samenow, a native of the area. “The climate was colder back in 1899, when that record was set.”
“National Guard Humvees got stuck in the snow.” “A canopy collapsed at American University. A roof and a wall fell in at a Smithsonian Institution building in Suitland that houses artifacts. With thousands of pounds of snow on top of every flat roof, more cave-ins seemed inevitable.”
Worst of all, the Federal Government and the United Nations were both closed because of the massive, record-breaking blizzard. Why would these entities close down when there is so much that needs to be done, right now, to cut global warming? Why should a little bit of snow hamper the efforts of mankind to save polar bears from melting icecaps? I urge you to plead with the Government and the UN to return to work to continue to fight against global warming.
Sincerely,
Dave
P.S. We also received a new record for snowfall in DFW as well (here).
Of Polar Bears and Manatees
Every day it looks like fact is disproving the global warming charade more and more. I remember hearing the cries from tree-huggers about how the poor polar bears were going to drown as the ice melted; funny, then, to see that Florida is having a problem with its manatees dying from the cold weather (read it on CNN here). That’s right, approximately 280 manatees, or 5 percent of the total population, have died of “cold stress-related illnesses.”
January 23, 2010
‘Steak’ing His Territory
I came across a recent story of a man – Robert T. Jenkins – who marinated…I mean urinated, all over approximately $600 worth of steaks at an Ohio Wal-Mart (here). Can someone say “cleanup in aisle 6?” Now, I always knew that there were some shady people at Wal-Mart, as can be seen by People of Wal-Mart, but urinating on steaks is just downright disgusting and wasteful, not to mention discriminatory against chicken and pork. Also, Mr. Jenkins was in union country and, according to my sources, only an authorized Teamsters union member is allowed to pee on Wal-Mart steaks.
