Tapa the Evenin’ To You

So, I learned a new Spanish word last night, after eating at La Tasca Tapas Restaurant:

Tapa: Expensive food that is extremely small and hard to see.  Something you eat when you want to starve to death in a classy looking way.

If you’re hungry, my advice would be to skip expensive tapas and stick to a Burrito Grande from Taco Bell.