The Turdmobile Cometh!

Garage Pigeons have been walking all over my car this past week, leaving crusted white guano that has formed a milky-white Magic Shell-like coating over my vehicle’s paint.  Anyway, before I got into my car this afternoon for my trip home, I noticed that the pigeon goo was particularly thick today and I wondered if my car was going to look like a giant pigeon-turd with four wheels driving down the road.  Maybe it’s time for a carwash.