Dave’s Strange and Unusual World

April 13, 2008

It’s ‘Bean’ Nice Knowing You, Ole Chap

Filed under: Knee-Slappingly Funny — dangrdave @ 10:54 pm

Today, I learned of Neil King, an Englishman who lost 140 pounds by eating 1,500 cans (approximately half-a-ton) of baked beans over a nine-month period of time.  The article states that Mr. King is “gas-free,” but I don’t buy it and neither should you, the savvy reader.  If “real” research were done on this story, I am sure that NASA satellite imagery would show a huge mass of man-made methane gas eating away at the ozone somewhere over Essex, England.  Also, the article didn’t state whether or not Mr. King had any friends left, which would give us a true picture of the amount of ‘slippage’ in Mr. King’s story.

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