Dave’s Strange and Unusual World

April 15, 2008

Time’s Up!

Filed under: Politics — dangrdave @ 9:03 pm

Remember, today is tax day: more commonly known as ‘do-or-die’ day. You may not be aware that, according to new tax language, which can be found in U.S. Tax Code Compendium 1325, Volume 621, Book 5678, Section 4316, Sub-Section 543, Page 221, Paragraph 43, Sub-Paragraph 221, Verse 6, Phrase 328, the IRS is authorized to send up to a maximum of two Italian thugs to your house to break your kneecaps if you: 1) fail to file, 2) file and owe the IRS, 3) file and expect to receive a refund, or 4) touched any money or any shiny objects resembling money during fiscal year 2007.

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