Here are four anagrams (the bold words below) relating to people who are currently in the news. Be the first to respond and tell me who all four anagrams are:
All four adhere to the sacred Ninja Hymn Codices
One of them wants to Smash Our Bike Cabana
One of them is looking for a Thinly Harmonic Dollar
And, one of them Emceed [a] Bleak Haiku
Motivation: the winner will be honored on this website with a special haiku created for you.