Today, I found out about the case of Frederick Baze, a 21-year old man, who was aprehended for burglary by a middle-aged woman using the time-tested crime fighting move, known as an atomic wedgie (here). That’s right, our heroine grabbed the theif and give him an atomic wedgie, which thwarted his plans and will most likely cause him to be the “butt” of jokes in jail. So, let this be a lesson to all would-be ciminals: Middle-aged women are everywhere, just looking to give wedgies! If the threat of Santa having a list doesn’t make you think twice about being nice, then perhaps an atomic wedgie will.
February 20, 2009
The Atomic Wedgie: A Crimefighter’s Best Friend
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