Dave’s Strange and Unusual World

March 10, 2009

Facebook

Filed under: Knee-Slappingly Funny — dangrdave @ 10:51 pm

I’ve been using Facebook so much lately that I refer to myself in the third person when I’m around other people.  For instance, I was in a meeting the other day and I inadvertently blurted out, “Dave is bored of this stupid meeting and wishes he were somewhere else.”  Needless to say, it’s not as funny in real life as it is on Facebook…perhaps I’ll have to get an iphone so I can just text it instead of blurting it out.

I’ve also found that I no longer refer to women by their first name; I find myself calling them by thier first name, maiden name and married name.  It’s really starting to scare me, so I may have to go on a hiatus from Facebook.

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1 Comment »

  1. Actually, Big Brother thought it was a priceless jewel keeping you out of facebook. Knowing you, I don’t know if I should even ask if this was a real incident or you are making a philosophical comment about social values.

    Comment by Agnau — March 11, 2009 @ 2:10 pm


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