I hereby lay claim to all rights and privileges appertaining hereunto as regards the “Mulewich®” and “Muleburger®.” In these tough economic times, when the pundits tell us that we can’t afford to both eat and pay rent (which has forced some to eat their homes and others to live, Luke Skywalker-like, inside the carcasses of rotting, fly-infested ton-tons), I have come up with a food item that, I believe*,will be cheaper than beef: Mules. Why mules, you ask? Because the word ‘mule’ sounds cool to me.
Mules can be ground up into a number of nutritious dishes, the main ones being Mulewich® filling and Muleburgers®.
*Note: I didn’t actually do any research on this and no FDA approval was obtained.