Dave’s Strange and Unusual World

April 29, 2009

A Fast Update

Filed under: Knee-Slappingly Funny — dangrdave @ 10:38 pm

I am proud, as a Texan, to announce that Kay Bailey Hutchison will retain her title as the Senate’s Fastest Woman (here).  I am glad to hear the news, and equally glad that I did not see any coverage of the event that culminated in her title of ‘Fastest Woman.’  According to the Houston Chronicle write-up, Kay competed in a fundraiser race along with “lawmakers, reporters, judges, and White House officials in running shorts.”  Now, congressmen running around in shorts is just not a pretty picture (imagine Ted Kennedy’s hairy bleach-white legs for a moment).  There’s only one politician that America deserves to see flaunting some skin:

obama-landscape_1211166cNow, if you’ll excuse me, I need to repeatedly wash my eyes out with water for 20 minutes.

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