I came across a recent story of a man – Robert T. Jenkins – who marinated…I mean urinated, all over approximately $600 worth of steaks at an Ohio Wal-Mart (here). Can someone say “cleanup in aisle 6?” Now, I always knew that there were some shady people at Wal-Mart, as can be seen by People of Wal-Mart, but urinating on steaks is just downright disgusting and wasteful, not to mention discriminatory against chicken and pork. Also, Mr. Jenkins was in union country and, according to my sources, only an authorized Teamsters union member is allowed to pee on Wal-Mart steaks.
January 23, 2010
January 5, 2010
Well, I came across a recent story about a woman in Ohio who was arrested for punching out a drive-through window at McDonalds because she couldn’t get any Chicken McNuggets (read it here). Now, I knew that some people enjoyed eating their Chicken McNuggets (which, incidentally, are made from a special recipe involving chicken-flavored sponges, breading, and scalp flakes from the fry guy), but I never had any idea that someone could get so upset that they would punch out a drive-through window. Instead of breaking your hand on a window, I would like to recommend breaking your hand karate-chopping the plastic Ronald McDonald statue in the children’s play cage.